god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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