I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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