drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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