No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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