I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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