we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Someone came in the potted fern
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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