yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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