I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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