he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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