I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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