The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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