just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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