seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i will never coherently bang her
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I am one with the molecules
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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