Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
