I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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