Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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