don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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