Don't you send me to vm
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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