No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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