You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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