By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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