Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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