so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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