It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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