its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
