bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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