marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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