What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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