the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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