then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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