I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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