we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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