She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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