I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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