YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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