all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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