P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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