So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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