I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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