3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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