Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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