apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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