6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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