I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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