I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
PANTIES FOUND
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