Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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