i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We have started to decorate penises.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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