That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
birth control should be required to get into college
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
this is an emotional support booty call
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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