IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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