Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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