some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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